While I give credit to 94.7FM-WIP's Joe Conklin for getting me started on this today, I have spent my time tweaking a little ditty I heard on the radio...
"That's Amaro"
When the team's in third place,
Out of the pennant race, that's Amaro...
When the whole outfield sucks,
But he's spending his bucks, that's Amaro.
When the players don't try,
And the fans heave a sigh, that's Amaro...
The Phanatic is great,
But the team's second rate, that's Amaro.
When the team's in a funk,
Starting pitchers are junk, that's Amaro...
When they call the bullpen,
And there's no one to send, that's Amaro.
When they can't make a trade,
'Cause of moves that he made, that's Amaro...
When they can't win a game,
There is someone to blame, that's Amaro...
